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Funny Bumper Stickers

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Back in the day, bumper stickers were pretty boring. They'd advertise a politcal candidate or favorite vacation spot. Useful, sure. But, funny? Not so much.

Lucky for us, times have changed. These 81 funny bumper stickers that we found on the backs of cars around town will have you cracking up.

If you have a good one to add to the list, tweet it to us @freeawkwardhugs.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
My other car is a piece of shit too.
When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
Hippies make great pets.
I love animals. They're yummy!
I is a college student.
If it's too loud, you're too old.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Computer Science: Solving today's problems tomorrow.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Department of Redundancy Department.
Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
Sorry for driving so close in front of you.
There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Dain bramaged.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I go from zero to horny in six beers.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Baby philosophy: If it stinks, change it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
I'm naked from the waist down.
There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
Hey, you! Out of the gene pool!
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Save California: When you leave, take someone with you.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
I don't want the whole world, just your half.
I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals.
Philistines demand David be tested for steroids.
Bosses are like diapers, they are always on your ass and usually full of shit.
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
I don't suffer insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
If the president is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Horn not working. Watch for finger.
Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
No radio. Already stolen.
Don't get too close, this car has gas.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Is there life before coffee?
Just when you think you've won the rat race, along come faster rats.
Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished!
Honk if you love cheeses.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
Flying saucers are real, it's the Air Force that doesn't exist.
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Who cares who's on board?
HELP! The paranoids are after me!
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.